I knew I’d get a text from The Husband today because he always asks me to send him a picture on Thursdays. He’s even coined the phrase “Happy Thursday!” as code for “I want to see you.”
I’ve been providing him with pics via e-mail or cell phone sporadically for about three years now. At first, I assumed all he wanted were shots of my chest (since that’s the only thing he likes about me his favorite part of my body), but about two pics into our routine, he started requesting to see my face, as well. (Now, for some reason, he even asks to see me clothed.) In the past three years, I’ve acquired so much practice at taking racy pics that I probably could land a photography job at Playboy — or at the very least Cosmo.
Anywho, today when he contacted me, I sent him what he wanted. But then I got dressed and told him I’d be incommunicado for the next hour or so because I had a shrink appointment to go to. (Yes, I know it must be shocking that someone who clearly has Daddy issues sees a psychologist.) The Husband, being the egocentric person that he is, asked if I discussed him with my therapist.
“I usually avoid talking about you,” I replied via text.
“What do you mean AVOID talking about me?”
“… yes, I avoid. You’re not exactly a point of pride for me,” I said.
“Oh … ouch! But I can understand.”
And my final response: “It’s not a slight on you at all. You’re not the one getting used by a married man. I am. So I just don’t like to talk about it.”
Then he went silent for the rest of the day.
I really didn’t mean that comment in a harsh or criticizing way. I was just speaking the truth. But the Husband has a habit of objecting when I call myself his sidechick or say “I’m just a tiny part of your life,” so I should’ve known he’d take offense at the “used” remark.
Honestly, I say things like that to him every now and then as my way of demonstrating that I’m not as stupid as he probably thinks. I feel so powerless in this situation, a hostage to my self-destructive desires, and my know-it-all “real talk” is the only thing that helps curb how disappointed I am with myself.
It’s pretty pathetic, when you think about it. I see a shrink twice a month, and have done so for years, yet I’m still not smart or strong enough to de-mistressize myself. It shouldn’t be hard to cut ties with someone who lives 1,000 miles away and only visits where I live once a year.
Argh. I want this all to end.